My New Year's Resolution 2012: Start a Blog. If you know me, you will agree that I am often critical, cynical, and sarcastic about mostly everything. (Another New Year's Resolution: BE MORE POSITIVE; however, as you will soon see, that is not going so well.) If you do not know me, you will soon come to understand. So with my new positive attitude in tow, I decided to write a blog about all of the things in life that annoy the hell out of me.
Aligned with my goal of positivity, I decided this blog should be titled, "People That Need a Roundhouse Kick To The [Insert Area Here]". Since I am an advocate for creativity, I encourage you to imagine these people and objects receiving a roundhouse kick to an area on the body. At the end of the post, I will tell you what area of the body this person deserves a roundhouse kick. The stupidity of the people and things I blog about will be determined by what area of the body they receive a hypothetical roundhouse kick. The template is as follows:
Roundhouse kick to the:
Face = Are you serious? You CANNOT be serious?!
Ass = You, my friend, are a royal dumbass.
Va-jay-jay or Two Brothers* (depending on your sex) = You are a complete and utter asshole.
*Note: If you are curious about what the Two Brothers are, it is what we encouraged my younger brother to call his uh... balls as young child.
*Note: If you are curious about what the Two Brothers are, it is what we encouraged my younger brother to call his uh... balls as young child.
Now that we have cleared that up, I suppose I will start my first post and spread my positive attitude to all of my readers! Enjoy!
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